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A Tinder Story...

Hawaiirider said:
To the OP:

1) Your Man Card, turn it in.
2) She just isn't that into you, bro.
3) In five-seven years after she's had her 'bad boy' phase, she will likely complain how "All the good guys are taken." - you, however will be in your peak earning years and dating 23 year olds.
4) Laugh it off and live it up - that's the way to be. You keep leading with your heart like that and somebody is going to be leading you around by the nose through the infant's section of Ikea in no time. Seriously, wash that needy beta vibe off with a 3-day ride and some coffee made outdoors. Good grief man, reading that was like watching a LowT commercial.
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I like your input, but you have me mistaken...No kids. I'm Advanced Level 34 at the 'Pull-Out Method' :rofl
 
On another note....

I have a date with this gorgeous 26 year old that I met on SB Sunday. She is the sister of my friends GORGEOUS girlfriend. My friends girlfriend has already talked me so high through the roof that its only logical that I will let her down...

:nchantr


EDIT: This girl is hotter than Nikki :teeth
 
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Kurosaki said:
Maybe try a shot or two of liquid courage before this date.
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That wont be needed. I'm fairly good at doing thi:thumbups. The story that started this thread was a rare and interesting case, hence the reason I shared it.
 
rjbrittain11 said:
On another note....

I have a date with this gorgeous 26 year old that I met on SB Sunday. She is the sister of my friends GORGEOUS girlfriend. My friends girlfriend has already talked me so high through the roof that its only logical that I will let her down...

:nchantr
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Just act like Horse and your guaranteed to get laid :rofl
 
MrIncredible said:
She's in the back:

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rjbrittain11 said:
On another note....

I have a date with this gorgeous 26 year old that I met on SB Sunday. She is the sister of my friends GORGEOUS girlfriend. My friends girlfriend has already talked me so high through the roof that its only logical that I will let her down...

:nchantr


EDIT: This girl is hotter than Nikki :teeth
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What are you doing on your first date?
 
MrIncredible said:
This would actually be hilarious if he conned a couple of people who weren't his parents to pretend.

I'd nominate Triple7 and ThumperX
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Well, my real parents live in Oregon. We could just fly up there and have dinner...

Let me check the flight schedule!
 
Good luck with #2 Rob! I do admire your persistence. :thumbup

PS: Don't blow it by sending her Candy Crush requests this time bro. ;)
 
rjbrittain11 said:
On another note....

I have a date with this gorgeous 26 year old that I met on SB Sunday. She is the sister of my friends GORGEOUS girlfriend. My friends girlfriend has already talked me so high through the roof that its only logical that I will let her down...

:nchantr


EDIT: This girl is hotter than Nikki :teeth
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We're gonna need pics. :)
 
whitelotus said:
Pro tip: Don't ever go to Thailand.
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One of my favorite stories will always be my buddy vacationing over there, getting drunk or high on some stuff, and going home with this chick only to text me the next morning, "bro, I went home with this hot chick, I got her pants off, and her dick was bigger than mine."

I'm never going to Thailand.
 
Kurosaki said:
One of my favorite stories will always be my buddy vacationing over there, getting drunk or high on some stuff, and going home with this chick only to text me the next morning, "bro, I went home with this hot chick, I got her pants off, and her dick was bigger than mine."
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:laughing

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Kurosaki said:
One of my favorite stories will always be my buddy vacationing over there, getting drunk or high on some stuff, and going home with this chick only to text me the next morning, "bro, I went home with this hot chick, I got her pants off, and her dick was bigger than mine."

I'm never going to Thailand.
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Valgared.
 
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