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Ask Eldritch (I don't recommend it)

Dear Eldritch, what the hell is really going on here-

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wazzuFreddo said:
Our generation gave up on our dreams the moment MTV stopped playing music videos, why should the Millennials get any. :twofinger
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Music Videos didn’t stop till 1995. Almost every great Post Apocalyptic Survival movie came out in the 1980’s when we were growing up. Gen X is the only generation that grew up with the reality of the bomb and actual global annihilation still looming over our heads, but was also raised to see the Summer of Love for the mythical lie that it was, and the Age of Aquarius not what Hair promised, but an age of entropy and decay as the Boomers turned to cocaine and Wall Street to rule the day. “Greed is good.”

We never had hope, but least our Cartoons were the best in history. :D I shall let the Master speak the rest.

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afm199 said:
Eldritch:
I've managed to survive this far by sucking the blood from the younger generations and basking in luxury and decadence. Should I continue to do this and reconcile myself to several years of increasing senility and abuse by the younger generation, or turn my life around, give away my assets, and become a monk to repent?
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This is a great question. As with all things in life, the best course is one of moderation. Luxury and decadence are the blood right of every American, so of course you should entitle yourself to continuing that lifestyle. That doesn’t mean you cannot give back as well. Now, given that the Boomers have whored out the American Dream for paltry pennies for decades, the only logical next step is to give back in kind. There is a series of very questionable websites on what youg people call, “the internet,” dedicated to what is known as a GILF. The best life path rather than monkhood would be to create your own GILF site to whore yourself out specifying that millennials get deep discounts, VERY DEEP. OH SO DEEP. If you still have most your teeth, you should look into getting them removed to in order to give a proper, “gummer.”

westie said:
Dear Eldritch, what the hell is really going on here-

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Dude, he is about to kill a bunch of Zombies with those fish. I feel like Fist of Jesus is so awesome, I don’t even have my usual time to be snarky. Bro, they released a supporting Video Game.

https://www.fistofjesus.com/

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Hallelujah.
 
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