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Example why dating sucks and I spend $$ on myself

corndog67 said:
$50 is an expensive date? Whoa.


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It was a joke. Next time I'll throw some quotes or italics on the key word.

Holeshot said:
These fucking threads ARE the manhunt...just no one knows till the end of the film. "Ohhhhhh, so he was dead the HOLE time"!!
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:laughing

Dubs, the serial rapist of male barfers. He'd get away with it too. Nobody would believe it.

"Yeah, went on a ride with Dubs today, he topped me when I wasn't looking!:cry"

"Liar! He doesn't even know what a top is!"

That would be an interesting thread, what crime would certain barfers get away with based upon their posting habits.
 
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I cant even explain whats going on here anymore :laughing

"topping"....which i dont know what that means, fedoras, graphs that makes me dizzy :wow

2nd date went really really well. Surprising myself that I think I like her. She doesnt really fit my typical type. Afet 3/4 into my whiskey sour I became a blabbering fool and ended up in the garage showing her my reloading setup and the process to convert 223 to a 300 blackout round. She started giving me the physics behind force and energy and why heavier 9mm bullets take less gunpowder :wtf :wow Should I mention her dads from brazil :teeth
 
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corndog67 said:
$50 is an expensive date? Whoa.



The nice guy thing. I've dated/lived with several women that used to date or be married to, Bad Boys. And every one got beat on, fooled around on, and generally was mistreated.
I'm generally a nice guy, but I don't know the difference between the hats, since I don't wear one that doesn't say Arai or Shoei on it. Nice guys finish first.
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No, no no. You misunderstand. There are nice guys, and "Nice Guys." Basically, the Nice Guy is a pathetic loser who is insecure and blames his insecurities on women ("It's their fault they don't like me, they're stupid bitches, I'm just looking for a girl who wants a nice guy"). He hates jocks and bad boys because they are actively misogynistic, while he is passively misogynistic, and pretends this makes a difference. Any girl who isn't stupid can see he's just as bad.
 
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You guys will love this

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-your-online-dating-profile-isnt-working/

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Dubbington said:
I cant even explain whats going on here anymore :laughing

"topping"....which i dont know what that means, fedoras, graphs that makes me dizzy :wow

2nd date went really really well. Surprising myself that I think I like her. She doesnt really fit my typical type. Afet 3/4 into my whiskey sour I became a blabbering fool and ended up in the garage showing her my reloading setup and the process to convert 223 to a 300 blackout round. She started giving me the physics behind force and energy and why heavier 9mm bullets take less gunpowder :wtf :wow Should I mention her dads from brazil :teeth
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So if the 3rd date is coming up...you either get it in or you're taking the next exit off the highway to Friendzone.
 
TheRobSJ said:
So if the 3rd date is coming up...you either get it in or you're taking the next exit off the highway to Friendzone.
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Rob, you should write book. You KILL me.

As for the 3rd date and the schedule of whether he's getting some or not, most effort I have ever made, was a month of dating, 2-3 times a week, before I "got some". Was it worth it? Well, it was much anticipated. She (said she) hadn't been with a guy in 5 years, whether that was true or not, I don't know. Worth it? It didn't kill me. And it sure was a good time when it happened.
 
corndog67 said:
Rob, you should write book. You KILL me.

As for the 3rd date and the schedule of whether he's getting some or not, most effort I have ever made, was a month of dating, 2-3 times a week, before I "got some". Was it worth it? Well, it was much anticipated. She (said she) hadn't been with a guy in 5 years, whether that was true or not, I don't know. Worth it? It didn't kill me. And it sure was a good time when it happened.
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Njoy ur AIDZ
 
mike23w said:
how much can i bet on friendzone?
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We'll see where this goes. She did stay the night :cool Scouts honor! :teeth

My Sagittarius is kicking in and am wondering if we'll click down the road. I look too far forward and don't just live in the moment when it comes to dating.
 
Dubbington said:
My Sagittarius is kicking in and am wondering if we'll click down the road. I look too far forward and don't just live in the moment when it comes to dating.
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This sentence confirms Dubbs is actually a chick....
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Dubbington said:
My Sagittarius is kicking in and am wondering if we'll click down the road. I look too far forward and don't just live in the moment when it comes to dating.
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Dubbs, unless your spidey senses are tingling telling you to run, turn your brain off, buddy. Enjoy the now. Even if the now only means a few more dates. Stop thinking your way out of relationships before they are. :2cents :thumbup
 
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