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Example why dating sucks and I spend $$ on myself

corndog67 said:
But it never really sucks. I mean, really.



Physical compatibility. Either it fits or ir doesn't. If you're 6-2 and she's 4-6, you probably aren't going to boink her standing up in the shower......



20% is 1.4 hours per day. You've never been married or lived with someone long term, have you? There is what you think or what you fantasize will happen, and what really happens. 2 very different things.
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1.4 hours a day seems accurate. I mean foreplay for most of us is around 1.3 hours of begging. :laughing
 
Ron Jeremy has pretty eyes!
He can act as well.
What's wrong with you people?

See-I do know wtf I'm tawkin about.
 
corndog67 said:
20% is 1.4 hours per day. You've never been married or lived with someone long term, have you? There is what you think or what you fantasize will happen, and what really happens.
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Yes, I have. I dont need to fantasize. Different appetites for different people.
 
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Blankpage said:
He also has a thick natural fur coat that girls just love to run their fingers through.
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:barf :barf :barf :barf :barf :barf

And my skin is now trying to crawl off my body.

Also, I think the word is "pelt"... :barf
 
Gixxergirl1000 said:
:barf :barf :barf :barf :barf :barf

And my skin is now trying to crawl off my body.

Also, I think the word is "pelt"... :barf
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This man wants to make sweet love to you, Connie.

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MrIncredible said:
This man wants to make sweet love to you, Connie.
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Caddywumpus said:
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I ain't even clickin'. :x

Lester Green said:
He used to be limber enough to suck his own cock, gotta give the Hedgehog credit for that..
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No. No I don't. Not only is he revolting, but he takes revolting to a whole new level... and then to make sure he's completely repellent to women, he makes them unnecessary? Soooo icky...
 
Gixxergirl1000 said:
... and then to make sure he's completely repellent to women, he makes them unnecessary? ...
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Auto fellatio in no way render women unnecessary. It's a gag (lol) that guys with big dicks can do. No guy that can self suck would choose it over a woman. In my opinion anyway. I'm completely ignorant on the subject. :laughing
 
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