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Pity sex with an ex -- is it worth it?

Burning1 said:
Having sex pretty much guarantees you will revisit everything you previously experienced getting over him....
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WIN.

Not only do you get to boink your Ex...you get a couple rebound romps too.

:thumbup

Holeshot said:
Do everything you didn't do when you regularly had sex...that way maybe it'll seem like a new person!

However, that's not carte' blanch to take a shit on his head. Within reason.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
 
As a married man, pity sex is the only kinda sex that I ever get. :(
 
no is my opinion.
i've done the off and on and it was bad in the end on all instances.
 
what happend to the OP after the first page?

*whistle while I wait for the results* Grabs popcorn while I am at it.
 
every time I have sex it is pity sex, no woman really deserves to be blessed by me:cool
 
wiffledaddy said:
It's hard to say if it's worth it. There's a chance that it could leave you feeling a little sad or depressed about the times past and the way things tend to fade away.

Or, the sex might make you hungry. It might make you feel hungry deep down inside. You might feel a hunger for something else, something different than the same old thing. It might be a ravenous hunger that can only be sated with corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, and thousand island dressing on grilled dark rye bread.

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omg :drool
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I fucking hate you right now, Phil.

Holeshot said:
Do everything you didn't do when you regularly had sex...that way maybe it'll seem like a new person!

However, that's not carte' blanch to take a shit on his head. Within reason.
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Nemo Brinker said:
PIIHisB?
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Just in case I call up an ex and try to hook up for a weekend and she ends up posting on the internet asking if she should have some pity sex with me....I'm gonna have to say GO FOR IT!!!!


Make him sorry that things didn't work out between the two of you. Suck his d*** like it's never been sucked before, give him the wildest night of his entire life and as soon as you are done just walk right out the door without so much as a goodbye. That will teach him.
 
You guys are great. :thumbup (Even you, climber. Ow. :laughing)

Had to run and do some errands before meeting some folks for dinner. Then had to meet up with a Barfer to borrow his drill. (And doggone! That wind is such a curse on the freeway.) Tomorrow a.m. I get to figure out how to install my new Givi screen. Then ride back to CA Sport Touring for Nick to check out my suspension.

When I signed off of BARf earlier today, I found myself feeling damned sorry for myself. Haven't felt like this in about 10 months. And I have to agree that the reason to be with another person is to be happy.

Thanks, all, for helping me in my resolve and in providing me mirth.

And I'll be seeing some of you soon enough!

Safe :ride!
 
Seriously, there's a reason he's your ex. There's nothing he can do for you that you can't do for yourself with a little help from http://www.goodvibes.com/

Instead of wasting time on him call up a couple of your girlfriends and go out to a restaurant and drinks. You'll catch up with people you ACTUALLY care about and care about you, and I'm sure enough people will hit on you guys that you might find someone worth at least having a short conversation with.

Let's be honest, guys are douches, and he would not call you if he didn't think he could get a piece and then drop your ass when he takes off again. I'm sure you don't need that in your life.

Now post teh pics or we'll have to ban you. :twofinger
 
cardinal03 said:
Seriously, there's a reason he's your ex. There's nothing he can do for you that you can't do for yourself with a little help from http://www.goodvibes.com/

Instead of wasting time on him call up a couple of your girlfriends and go out to a restaurant and drinks. You'll catch up with people you ACTUALLY care about and care about you, and I'm sure enough people will hit on you guys that you might find someone worth at least having a short conversation with.

Let's be honest, guys are douches, and he would not call you if he didn't think he could get a piece and then drop your ass when he takes off again. I'm sure you don't need that in your life.

Now post teh pics or we'll have to ban you. :twofinger
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Dude.....that's not very dudely advice. Every time you internet cockblock someone, God kills a kitten.


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My $0.02, pity sex is a no no, but having sex with an ex for enjoyment and pleasure purposes sure go for it.
 
There is no reason to back to an ex when far easier girls that smell like hot wings and fries can be had a Hooters. Win/win.
 
had to meet up with a Barfer to borrow his drill
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I guess someone beat the ex to it!

Sane_Man was it you that came in to her town early?:cool
 
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