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littlebeast said:
nope. either heat that mother fucker up, or i’m gonna rip off your balls and feed ‘em to you.

um… you recommend i find a new doctor? yeah, good suggestion.
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it definitely needs some warming.
i love my gyno in sf. dr. norrell at kaiser mission bay. god she is so rad.
 
on a happier note, driving home late tonight, saw my first ring tailed cat. they’re around, but very elusive. like seeing a unicorn. ran across the road directly in front of me. was so distracted by seeing it, swerved to miss it more by muscle memory than any deliberate thought. little gift from mother nature that makes me smile.
 
One thing I don't understand since the time I've been here at mom's new house... why are there windows in the bathrooms? What use does a window have in a bathroom?

Part of me wishes there is a scenario where I have the blinds open and I'm either sitting on the toilet or drying off from the shower and a creeper is coming around the house and sees me in the bathroom. We make eye contact and I'm thinking "Yes, I'm going to make this weird. If you're going to continue with your plan, just know you're going to have to fight a naked dude in a bathroom. You better win because getting beat up by a naked dude is not a good story to be told at the bar with your degenerate friends."

It's 3:50 and I have weird thoughts in the witching hour.

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Good morning! My hope is that everyone has a great day!
On the other hand, I must work.
 
Good morning! I really want to hold off 2 more years. I get Medicare this year and hope Elon understands that I paid into it already.
 
Kurosaki said:
One thing I don't understand since the time I've been here at mom's new house... why are there windows in the bathrooms? What use does a window have in a bathroom?

Part of me wishes there is a scenario where I have the blinds open and I'm either sitting on the toilet or drying off from the shower and a creeper is coming around the house and sees me in the bathroom. We make eye contact and I'm thinking "Yes, I'm going to make this weird. If you're going to continue with your plan, just know you're going to have to fight a naked dude in a bathroom. You better win because getting beat up by a naked dude is not a good story to be told at the bar with your degenerate friends."

It's 3:50 and I have weird thoughts in the witching hour.

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To let light in and crap vapors out!
 
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littlebeast said:
on a happier note, driving home late tonight, saw my first ring tailed cat. they’re around, but very elusive. like seeing a unicorn. ran across the road directly in front of me. was so distracted by seeing it, swerved to miss it more by muscle memory than any deliberate thought. little gift from mother nature that makes me smile.
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That's awesome. I've seen one in my life. Same thing, driving late at night (along the Middle FOrk Eel River) and it ran across the road.
 
not even gonna dance around like some alien space frog just gonna skate away like a professional
 
ThumperX said:
Good morning! I really want to hold off 2 more years. I get Medicare this year and hope Elon understands that I paid into it already.
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Elon thinks anyone who pays taxes are suckers and that anything we paid taxes for are a ponzi scheme. I sincerely hope he sees jail
 
why waste time on this obvious impossibility that , ... honestly certainly runs contrary to how some people behave.
 
when I was a kid I had one of those car calendars. One of the cars was a Capri. That one and a couple of others,... awesome!
 
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