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Why are you so fat?

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karayzieho said:
You rock Janna. I just may copy and paste bits of your wisdom in replies to random MySpace messages I get, like:

WHATSUP GRRL UR HELLA PRETTY HIT ME BCAK LETS TALK SOMETIME, MAYBE HOOK UP FOR A DRINK OR 2, LATA

How can I not fall for such poetry?
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Thanks!


See, kidlings? Spelling, grammar, and punctuation matter, and in ways you can't even imagine.


Psst...writing well can even get you LAID.
 
It's official, I have a crush on Janna. I don't care how fat she pretends to be on the internet.
 
cardinal03 said:
It's official, I have a crush on Janna. I don't care how fat she pretends to be on the internet.
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I don't have to pretend! I live with someone... don't need fake fat to protect me from would-be anklehumpers...

But that's very sweet. You like me for my hawt brain...


cardinal03 said:
ps. Janna please e-punt anyone who insists on using the word "grammer".
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But what about Frasier fans?


You're right... screw 'em.
 
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Janna said:
Psst...writing well can even get you LAID.
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Yep, it's true. Good writers are, at the very least, highly intelligent, but often also thoughtful, passionate, and great in bed. I've known a few good writers, in the biblical sense, and can vouch for them. :cool

Edit: dammit I hate typos too!
 
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karayzieho said:
Yep, it's true. Good writers are, at the very least, highly intelligent, but often also thoughtful, passionate, and great in bed. I've known a few good writers, in the biblical sense, and can vouch for them. :cool

Edit: dammit I hate typos too!
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Oh, but that's what separates a good writer from a mediocre one-- editing. Everybody makes mistakes and typos, but proofreading shows attention to detail.

I never just type and hit Submit Reply; instead, I correct as I go, do a final check before posting, and often edit immediately after posting. For me, it's quick and instinctive to do this.
 
kickstand said:
did you guys just really discuss an entire page of using correct gramm e r on barf?
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Yes, and next, we're discussing proper capitalization.
 
Silence said:
Emails, IM's and the deterioration of the written language. :laughing :laughing
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Don't get me started on "impacted," "lite," and the rest.

I'm off now to teach people how to speak and write English. Back in a bit.


Oh, I'm sorry. I digressed from the original intent of the thread. Ok: Get off the couch, you fat f*cks and run a 4-5 minute mile like me. It's easy. *


*Meant in affectionate satire and in no way meant to flame, bait, poke, spin, fold or mutilate. Thank you.
 
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Sometimes I misspell words.

Especially "appreciate", for some reason my fingers have been trained to type "apprecaite" instead.

Sorry.

:(

This post also was meant in a teasing manner, no offense meant to anyone or anyone's mother.
 
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postcholo said:
:hand capitalization is for poseurs and conformists.
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yeah...and we're more of a socialist crowd here anyway. :x
 
m_asim said:
Speak for yourself you scottish-pinko-commie :mad
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That's Scottish-Pinko-Commie to you, Capitalization Pig. :spit
 
Nothing funnier than a Glaswegian Asian :teeth

Unless you give them a drink.

All this talk of food, I'm hungry.
 
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Janna said:
Thanks!


See, kidlings? Spelling, grammar, and punctuation matter, and in ways you can't even imagine.


Psst...writing well can even get you LAID.
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Y'ever want to cite people on the Element of Style rule they're breaking?

I'm about to cancel a magazine subscription because the writers routinely do not keep related words together in a sentence, and compose paragraphs out of unrelated topics.
 
Before you go trying to answer a question about god....why is my mom so fat? THAT is truly one of lifes mysterys.
 
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