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Why is the BMW S1000r the greatest bike ever?

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when you post a video online of an s1000r, an angel gets their wings.

and if you post that video on BARF, that angels gets to bang jessica biel.
 
The S1000R is so badass, all the hand and foot controls open the throttle.
 
i posted up a negative reply 'cause thats how jealous i am of all you guys who can afford one. i stick by my statement that its butt-ass ugly front the front...the two different lights looks retarded..
but...however....im sure when riding it its looks are the last thing on your mind.
i'll admit it - i want one...to strip down and customize it
that badass bike would make a rip-roaring-brain shredding-gut wrenching-mind melting streetfighter
 
S1000r is so benevolent, it's giving silverdragon 48 hours to apologize for making a negative post about s1000r

TICK TOCK!
 
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silverdragon said:
i posted up a negative reply 'cause thats how jealous i am of all you guys who can afford one. i stick by my statement that its butt-ass ugly front the front...the two different lights looks retarded..
but...however....im sure when riding it its looks are the last thing on your mind.
i'll admit it - i want one...to strip down and customize it
that badass bike would make a rip-roaring-brain shredding-gut wrenching-mind melting streetfighter
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From the side any laymen couldn't tell the difference between any other Japanese liter bike. From the front they know it's something else. I don't think it's visibly appealing either but I understand they're trying to separate themselves from the pack.
 
The S1000R is so awesome that any aftermarket parts for it would be considered a downgrade lol
 
luckett said:
the S1000R is a child prodigy and does 170 on skyline
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The S1000R is such a child prodigy it got an AS and can play the guitar, violin, piano, fly fighter jets, and slide both tires into a turn with metal to metal brakes. All at the same time.
 
the S1000R is so gangsta that MrDroopy is afraid to go into it's 'hood
 
The S1000r is so bad, Stephen Hawkins sold his fancy computerized wheelchair and got the S1000R instead. Lectures start next week.

The S1000r is so bad, that Iran won't give up its Nukes until the world gives it one.

The S1000r is so bad that the next international space station will consist of the centralized s1000R module attached to...Aww, who cares...
 
Okay, I cheated: I just took a bunch of "My dick is so big" jokes and did a "find and replace" with "The S1000RR is so awesome." I had to remove some of the non-sensical or dirty ones. Because we hate dirty nonsense here on BARF:

1.The S1000RR is so awesome, I went to The Viper Room and it got right in. I had to stand and argue with the doorman.
2.The S1000RR is so awesome, I have to call it Mr. S1000RR in front of company.
3.The S1000RR is so awesome, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
4.The S1000RR is so awesome, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
5. The S1000RR is so awesome, it has better credit than I do.
6.The S1000RR is so awesome, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of S1000RR.
7.The S1000RR is so awesome, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. S1000RR.
8.The S1000RR is so awesome, it votes.
9.The S1000RR is so awesome, it has a three-picture deal.
10. The S1000RR is so awesome, it runs the 440 in 15 seconds
11. The S1000RR is so awesome, it takes longer lunches than I do.
12. The S1000RR is so awesome, it contributed fifty thousand dollars to the Democratic National Committee.
13. The S1000RR is so awesome, it was once the ambassador to China.
14. The S1000RR is so awesome, it's gone condo.
15. The S1000RR is so awesome, it hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
16. The S1000RR is so awesome, it was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns.
17.The S1000RR is so awesome, it has investors.
18. The S1000RR is so awesome, it has an opening act.
19. The S1000RR is so awesome, it has its own Wheaties box.
20.The S1000RR is so awesome, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.
21. The S1000RR is so awesome, it only plays arenas.
22. The S1000RR is so awesome, it was once set on fire for a Dino DiLaurentis movie.
23. The S1000RR is so awesome, Trump owns it.
24. The S1000RR is so awesome, I can never sit in the front row.
25.The S1000RR is so awesome, that it has its own superbike. And even its superbike is better than yours.
26. The S1000RR is so awesome, it only does one show a night.
27. The S1000RR is so awesome, it has a personal trainer.
28.The S1000RR is so awesome, that right now it's in the other room fixing us drinks.
29. The S1000RR is so awesome, there's a sneaker named "Air S1000RR"
30. The S1000RR is so awesome, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.
31.The S1000RR is so awesome, it has its own gravity
32.The S1000RR is so awesome, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and S1000RR.
33. The S1000RR is so awesome, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
34. The S1000RR is so awesome, it only tips with hundreds.
35.The S1000RR is so awesome, the Carnegie Deli named a sandwich after it. Actually, two sandwiches.
36.The S1000RR is so awesome, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.
37. The S1000RR is so awesome, it only comes into work when it feels like it.
38.The S1000RR is so awesome, it plays golf with the president.
39.The S1000RR is so awesome, it charges money for its autograph.
40.The S1000RR is so awesome, it has an agent. It's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with it.
 
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