planegray said:
Mr Eldritch;
What would USA be like today, if we had adopted the native american indian concept of land ownership...(that you can't)
Aside from the obvious changes previously stated by Valgar, my soon to be indoctrinated Minister of Impregnation (it's all over for you, Jaded), the most important social difference would be that Dances with Wolves would never have been made thereby effectively nullifying Kevin Costner's career and sparing us from The Postman. Consequently Kevin Costner would fail as an actor and take up work in Las Vegas as a Chuck Norris impersonating Stripper at Gay Nightclubs. He would die of asphyxiation in a gruesome bukkake incident in 1998.
MizCoop said:
Dear Eldritch,
Is Planegray coming to the Alameda meet tomorrow night?
No, Planegrey actually died in an unusual radation accident as a result of 3 UC Berkeley interns trying to use a particle accelerator to make a better Popcorn Popper. When he was vaporized his matter blended with an extradimensional being named Stan who was perusing our strange Plane of existence, thus trapping him here in the shape of Planegrey. Our atmosphere is sadly berefit of the oils and salt necessary for him to survive so we may see Stan/Planegrey seeking out Bar Peanuts, as they are his only true means of survival.
GrizzlyPeakGuy said:
Dear Eldritch,
I'm perplexed by your loathing of the number formerly known as 'X'. Is 'e' not another such imposter? At least 'X' masqueraded as a rational number.
I'm confused about the reason behind your disdain.
Is 'i' acceptable to you? Not only is it not rational, it isn't even irrational. It's imaginary. And sometimes 'j' pretends to be 'i' for the convenience of engineers. Surely that can't be cricket?
Please do the needful - supply guidance so that I can begin to remove letters from my keyboard. Thanks in advance.
Regards,
Confused of the Mission
P.S. I might attempt to seek your wisdom in person in Alameda. Should I bring a burned offering?
E is acceptable in that aside from being a number and a letter it is also a very interesting chemical pasttime, so we can't really be mad at it. It may seem strange, but it's only high.
I'm sure that this is all very confusing to you Britons, and really I suggest you leave English to we Americans, as it is our language. Stick to speaking British and playing Soccer with the rest of your people and you will be fine.
07chuck said:
I was wondering... When Catdog eats where does the food go?
Well, much like the Spiny Echidna and the Duck Billed Platypus, Catdog is a
monotreme which means that it all comes in and goes out of the same hole. This unfortunate state of existence is actually why the spiny echidna was the first mammal to invent mouth wash in 4569 B.C. Consequently, since catdog has two heads and therefore two holes, some scientists argue that a change in name would be appropriate. The common suggestion by biologists of that belief is the Bitreme, but Dr. Hubert Nance of Hoboken, New Jersey has suggested the much more endearing "Slavering Yuckmouth." Keep on eye on your scientific journals for the updates.
.. I think I'll stick to my private sessions with Eldy 
