Ask Eldritch (I don't recommend it)

[hawkgirl]

why has it been so long since i have seen Eldrich?

 

[zombi]

are you Eldritch because you are a Lovecraft fan? Down with the Dagons and whatnot?

 

[Eldritch]

why has it been so long since i have seen Eldrich?

Because you spell his name wrong.

Also maybe because when I show up to the P&W these days most everyone is gone by the time I get there. What can I say, being Eldritch keeps me busy.

are you Eldritch because you are a Lovecraft fan? Down with the Dagons and whatnot?

Yes, I am a fan of good ol' Howard Phillip's work. The reasons that I take the title are many, but I have used it for years on the internet and most importantly I think it is an apt description. I'm just kind of a strange monkey.

 

[m_asim]

^^^

HE'S ALIVE!!! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

 

[Eldritch]

^^^

HE'S ALIVE!!! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

 

[m_asim]

Sorry Boss (scurries away to the corner of the room)

 

[grandmastershake]

elsritch is not alive, he is a pure form of energy that is here to consume and bring anarchy to us mere mortals on earth

 

[Eldritch]

elsritch is not alive, he is a pure form of energy that is here to consume and bring anarchy to us mere mortals on earth

Actually, I'm made of Pork Sausage and Diet Coke.

 

[grandmastershake]

as i said, pure energy

 

[xgambit]

as i said, pure energy

 

[m_asim]

poor Howie

 

[ro-monster]

Congratulations, you are now one step closer to Nirvana. Please get Honeydew next time, the cantaloupe has left me with an uncomfortable rash.

I am sorry, but like the rest of us mortal wretches, you are consigned to suffering. Such is the way of samsara. But I may be able to procure a casaba. Perhaps that would prove less irritating to your melon baller.

 

[The_Phantom]

Dear Eldi,

When will I get to hang out with Julie again?

I miss JULIE

,
The_Phantom

 

[weasel]

Yo E -

Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

 

[Mickey_D100]

Please get Honeydew next time, the cantaloupe has left me with an uncomfortable rash.

[Seinfeld]Honeydew is the money melon. [/Seinfeld]

 

[grandmastershake]

Yo E -

Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

no.


family bussiness

 

[Eldritch]

Dear Eldi,

When will I get to hang out with Julie again?

I miss JULIE

,
The_Phantom

Saturday night. Ummm... she'll be at my place. Show up alone. Don't wear anything... complicated.

Yo E -

Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

In rare occasions, depending on the severity of the burns and if you'll drop off some good old homemade BBQ sauce with the package.

 

[postcholo]

hey mikey, why has coops ask me a question thread been so much more successful than yours? is it really a conspiracy by the clique that has kept your thread down?

 

[m_asim]

Mikey does the clique actually exist? If so then can you name the names?

 

[GrizzlyPeakGuy]

Noooooooo!!!!!