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Best bike for surviving "The Walking Dead"?

DucatiHoney said:
I see your SM and light saber and raise you a Bugatti Veyron and my own personal army of David Beckham clones wearing nothing but those tighty whiteys from the Calvin Klein ads.
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I like where you're going here... feeding the zombies your Beckham clones while you drive away... Genius! :party
 
Bwahahahahahahhahahaha I thought I was the only one that watched "Walking Dead" and talk hella shit about what i would do and how I would do it with my girl. She hates it and tells me to STFU all the time. Dont even get me started on when "Fear Factor" first came out.

I would sport my KTM 450 EXC SM set up, oversized IMS tank. It can go anywhere/jump anything and easy to pick up when I drop it. A machete on left hand for cutting mother packers head off. The zombies are slow not like the zombies on "28 Days Later" so along with firearm I would be carrying authentic samurai swords thats well made not the crap you buy at gift shops. You can cut off heads/limbs forever.
Since ammo will be hard to locate I would hit Walmart/Sporting good stores and get Wrist Rocket slingshots. Load with ball Bearing and it will blow heads away at close range. (these weapons are silent which will not bring other walkers) . If I had a partner we would sport a long rope to trip up the walkers and chop them up on their way up.

One thing I didnt like on the show was how the survivors played the hunted role.They ran and waited for the walkers to find them. Walkers are idiots they are easily manipulated attracted to sound and smell. Easily neutralized with guerrilla warfare tactics.

In fact I would capture a few of those fuckers stuff socks/rocks in their mouth ductape shut , harness the fuckers like mules and have them pull the vehicles. Stick a piece of meat/squirrel/rat in front of them for motivation.


OMFG I cant beleive im posting this.
 
Gnarly Cranium said:
The main problem with holing up in a known location like costco is that you'll have to defend it against other survivors, who will be desperate and likely armed. Really, a bigger threat than the zombies in many cases.
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I live in Tracy, frick'n Tracy! Not many people to begin with, and most will think just like you and hole up in their homes with 30+ windows and become walker bait/food. Their diversion will give me and my peeps plenty of time to make Costco less inviting to the uninvited right down to using the welders to weld the side doors shut.
I've been planning this for years (sad but true), BRING IT BITCHES:twofinger
 
AOW said:
I live in Tracy, frick'n Tracy! Not many people to begin with, and most will think just like you and hole up in their homes with 30+ windows and become walker bait/food. Their diversion will give me and my peeps plenty of time to make Costco less inviting to the uninvited right down to using the welders to weld the side doors shut.
I've been planning this for years (sad but true), BRING IT BITCHES:twofinger
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same with my plan lol, sad how much thought goes into this.
plus i have an ar-15 with about 500 rounds at my house at any given time and my friends the same so we will be rolling into our local superwalmart + samsclub combo packin alot of heat.

the thing i was thinking of though is just stealing tents from walmart/sams and living on the roofs. raiding the two stores as we needed supplies. pretty easy to guard a couple ladders.
 
AOW said:
I live in Tracy, frick'n Tracy! Not many people to begin with, and most will think just like you and hole up in their homes with 30+ windows and become walker bait/food. Their diversion will give me and my peeps plenty of time to make Costco less inviting to the uninvited right down to using the welders to weld the side doors shut.
I've been planning this for years (sad but true), BRING IT BITCHES:twofinger
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Tracys pretty big bro. 80k some odd people... My folks live out in the boonies. I grew up there.
 
OK so here's what we'll do.I used to live in Tracy so I know the lay out well. We can set up basecamp/HQ @Walmart rooftop not too big to guard perimeter. They have plenty of ammos so we can sniper the fuck out of walkers. Plenty of open fields close by to raise cattle for food and Costco closeby for food and supplies(lots of catfish n strippers waters closeby) . I figure Tracy has 80K population Walmart alone has more than 80K of ammo so one shot 2 kill we line them up. We can hold out there indefinitely and repopulate as long as I get first crack at the females.
 
OK so the Zombie plague or whatever destroys the infrastructure. Oil isn't being refined into gasoline and delivered to stations. The gasoline (or diesel, if you prefer) in the underground tanks cant' be pumped up and out without electricity, but the grid isn't up.

Face it, if you survive a couple weeks, you're only using what fuel you have on hand and what you can siphon. Unless you're creative and you rig a generator or hand pump or something like that. Or find a tanker and use gravity. But how long is that ethanol-tainted swill going to last? Months. If you survive a year, you're going to be walking or riding a bicycle.
 
Yeah, but in a year or so most of the geeks will heave decayed to a point that they are no longer harmful. A stray zombie here and there...
 
2strokeYardSale said:
OK so the Zombie plague or whatever destroys the infrastructure. Oil isn't being refined into gasoline and delivered to stations. The gasoline (or diesel, if you prefer) in the underground tanks cant' be pumped up and out without electricity, but the grid isn't up.

Face it, if you survive a couple weeks, you're only using what fuel you have on hand and what you can siphon. Unless you're creative and you rig a generator or hand pump or something like that. Or find a tanker and use gravity. But how long is that ethanol-tainted swill going to last? Months. If you survive a year, you're going to be walking or riding a bicycle.
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Bio Diesel is extremely easy to make and a diesel running vehicle needs no "converting" in order to run it.

But with the road infrastructure not being maintained, yeah: You'd mostly be walking.
 
you can tap the gas station tanks fairly easily too.... yeah its going to be shitty gas but its better than nothing. And Bio Diesel ftw.

Some diesels need minor mods to be bio diesel compatable.
 
rrrdbw said:
OK so here's what we'll do.I used to live in Tracy so I know the lay out well. We can set up basecamp/HQ @Walmart rooftop not too big to guard perimeter. They have plenty of ammos so we can sniper the fuck out of walkers. Plenty of open fields close by to raise cattle for food and Costco closeby for food and supplies(lots of catfish n strippers waters closeby) . I figure Tracy has 80K population Walmart alone has more than 80K of ammo so one shot 2 kill we line them up. We can hold out there indefinitely and repopulate as long as I get first crack at the females.
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BARFers get to join the collective, right?
 
Eveyone keeps going on about biodiesel, but I've personally seen three vehicle's motors blown to pieces by it.

All three were painstakingly outfitted to handle it by an environmentally concious business. All three used bio-D from a reputable supplier.

In a zombie event you're not even going to get that grade of bio-D.

Bicycle is probably the way to go, but a supermoto would be way sexier.
 
2strokeYardSale said:
OK so the Zombie plague or whatever destroys the infrastructure. Oil isn't being refined into gasoline and delivered to stations. The gasoline (or diesel, if you prefer) in the underground tanks cant' be pumped up and out without electricity, but the grid isn't up.

Face it, if you survive a couple weeks, you're only using what fuel you have on hand and what you can siphon. Unless you're creative and you rig a generator or hand pump or something like that. Or find a tanker and use gravity. But how long is that ethanol-tainted swill going to last? Months. If you survive a year, you're going to be walking or riding a bicycle.
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That is why I said bicycle and a katana. These 2 items will outlast anything anyone else has said on this topic.

Public places are a no no. I don't want other groups of humans killing me for my place.

A monster lake close to an urban setting is ideal. You got your water you can filter, you got fish in the lake and no zombies can swim. You can even rig up a solar thing on the boat.

BULLETS ARE NOT FOR ZOMBIES. THEY ARE FOR DEER! Barfers are such ammies sometimes!
 
I think a "300" style spear would be the way to go for hand to hand. You can keep your distance and just split wigs all day.


So to recap:

1. Get a bicycle
2. Ride it to a big lake
3. make sure you have a boat with a green house barge attached floating in that lake
4. Wait it out until everything rots and can't move.
5. Head over to Jay Leno's garage when it's all over and drive whatver the hell you want.
 
I actually like the thing that George Clooney sported in From Dusk Till Dawn. I know it wouldn't work in real life but damn that thing is cool!

If I was in the city it would be rollerblade or skaterboard time!
 
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