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Canadians: What's the deal with them?

enki said:
Driving into BC last summer, I was asked at the border if I was carrying any guns. I said no, and then this French Canadian chick, who was the border guard, proceeded to give me a lecture about why Canada doesn't believe in gun ownership.
Really hard not to tell her to fuck herself.
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That's weird, because last I heard Canadian firearms ownership per capita was Above the United States.
 
Eldritch said:
That's weird, because last I heard Canadian firearms ownership per capita was Above the United States.
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Link? Source? I know they did away with their long arm registration because it cost too much money but I havent heard yet that they have beaten us in per capita ownership. I do know that they have access to some really cool guns (i.e. SVT-40's) that we cant get access to anymore (thanks clinton, shoulda stuck with the bjs)
 
As a Canadian living in SF for the last 20 years, I've found that Americans mostly just like to make fun of us for "being Canadian". whenever somebody finds out my citizenship status, the immediately say something stupid like "hey hoser, what's that all abooot". no wonder we export all our actors/musicians and artists down to the "lower 48". You guys are the least funny/original entertainers next to the Germans! :laughing

Another Canadian? Seth Rogen. Michael J Fox, Bill Shatner, The early cast of SNL, incuding Steve Martin et al.... the list IS endless..
 
"Strange Brew", ftw.

[SCENE FOUR - The McKenzie house]
[Bob and Doug pull into the driveway]
[Parents on couch watching Tom and Jerry]
Doug
[pushes Bob out of the way] First come first served, eh?
[They raid the donut box and beers -- one for Hosehead]
Bob
Here, boy.
Dad
Save one of those beers for me, eh!
[Bob and Doug guzzle their beers -- the last ones. They try to take
back Hosehead's, but he growls at them]
Bob
He's guarding the beer, what do we do?
Doug
Bribe him.
Bob
Yeah! Get him a donut--jelly, he likes jelly. Jelly donut coming!
Doug
Ok, Hosehead! Mmmm...delicious jelly donut.
[They toss the donut to the dog and grab his bowl of beer]
Bob
Get a glass, eh?
Dad
What the heck's going on in there?
Bob and Doug
We're just getting your beer.
[Pour *gross* beer into glass]
Doug
You take it to him.
Bob
No way, eh? You take it to him.
Doug
No, you.
Bob
No, you take it. I'm letting go of the beer.
Doug
Ok, fine.
[Glass drops to the floor and breaks]
Doug
Dad, Bob broke your beer!
Bob
No I didn't, Doug broke it!
Mom
Clean up the mess, boys.
DadI want you hosers to get me a fresh case of beer first thing in the morning.
Bob
We're going to need some money!
Dad
Use the money I gave you today, you idiots!
Doug [to Bob]: Way to go, you gave away the money.



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I think Canadians are cool, eh!
 
I'd drink a beer with this dude. :toothless
 

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enki said:
Driving into BC last summer, I was asked at the border if I was carrying any guns. I said no, and then this French Canadian chick, who was the border guard, proceeded to give me a lecture about why Canada doesn't believe in gun ownership.
Really hard not to take her out behind the guard house and fuck her.
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now, that would be my approach.
 
button said:
There are asshole Canadians just like there are asshole Americans. However, for the most part we are very polite and rather friendly. We like Americans for the most part.
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One big difference is that we don't go around and invade other countries, start wars, and generally try and police the world. We leave that up to you guys. :)
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There is a saying: Americans make the best hosts, but are the worst guests.:laughing
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Maybe because you don't have the ability to do so yourselves? Then again you are friends with the biggest kid on the block that no one wants to fuck with at all and who I might add has the money and power to do all the heavy lifting and dirty work around the world militarily because you know that Chinese kid (or Russian kid) would totally beat your ass and toss you under a bus if he had the chance.
 
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My interactions with Canadians in Canada have been fantastic/fine, but...
about 50 years ago...To be fare, us southern 48'rs were pretty nice, 50 years ago, as well.
 
machete said:
I'd drink a beer with this dude. :toothless
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We used to pick up bootleg CBC with my uncle's satellite dish back in the day and watch Hockey Night in Canada :laughing

"so he says to em, 'let's dance.' two good guys, nobody hurt."
 
Traq said:
That's because they do.

People in the hospitality business around the world know that if they can't tell if someone is Canadian or American that they should call them Canadian. Why? Because an American will just correct you if you call them Canadian, but a Canadian will get pissed off if you call them American.

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Wow, I am not sure I have ever seen a BARF thread so full of assholery. That said, I have never seen a T-shirt that reads "America: Canada's Jockstrap". It seems to me, that we are the ones with an inferiority complex. Don;t know about you, but if someone asks if I am American or Canadian, I have to think a while before I answer, because quite frankly sometimes, this country ashames me.

This thread is a perfect example of that. What is this West Virginia? Let's take a moment and think about this. How about we replace the word canadian with Black, or Jewish, or Mexican? :wtf
 

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:rofl I sure as hell wouldnt say Californian if someone asked. Just say your Mexican :|
 
Dug said:
Maybe because you don't have the ability to do so yourselves? Then again you are friends with the biggest kid on the block that no one wants to fuck with at all and who I might add has the money and power to do all the heavy lifting and dirty work around the world militarily because you know that Chinese kid (or Russian kid) would totally beat your ass and toss you under a bus if he had the chance.
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Canada has no desire to police the world, nor start wars on foreign soil. As for being friends with ' the biggest kid on the block ', you should count yourself lucky that we are, since a vast majority of the natural gas that you consume comes from Canada.
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As for not wanting to ' fuck with the biggest kid on the block ' I would say that in the past decade America has taken it up the ass for this attitude that you so eloquently have displayed.
 
JesasaurusRex said:
Californians are some of the biggest douche bags out there. It's always the people who haven't gone/seen anything else that think their place is the best place in the world to reside. Go figure
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I wasnt saying california is a great place to live(i'm also not saying it isnt), what I was saying is the perception of americans worldwide, anecdotaly speaking of course, is much different than the perception of califonrians worldwide.


button said:
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Canada has no desire to police the world, nor start wars on foreign soil. As for being friends with ' the biggest kid on the block ', you should count yourself lucky that we are, since a vast majority of the natural gas that you consume comes from Canada.
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As for not wanting to ' fuck with the biggest kid on the block ' I would say that in the past decade America has taken it up the ass for this attitude that you so eloquently have displayed.
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dugs post represnted some of the best examples of of the great ignornace america's culture has to offer.

america doesn't police the world, and it never has. what it does, is maintain its economic hegemony through force. whether you consider that a good or bad thing, is a different story, but policing the world america does not do.
 
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