Uh... I'm from the surf culture and have no idea what "fat critter" means. Is it like "bunk" or "nug?"
As is "dude that's bunk, you're gonna suck hard" or, "dude, that's such a righteous nug, you're fully stoked."
And regarding 4" of travel, I kinda view this bike as a 7'0 fish, good in plenty of conditions and perfect for showing me whether I want to go big or small. And more importantly, it's a free loaner.
"fat critter" = Dude, that's just a big ass cat. No hidden slang
As far as your explanation, I hear what you are saying but what I said:
1) Is definitely true - another comparison would be - just because you borrowed a flat track moto and went flat tracking doesn't mean you're gonna want to hop on a KX250R and do 30 ft hi, SuperPooper Seat Grabs And if you try one with your flat track bike you're gonna kill yourself.
2) I really didn't start enjoy raging on a mtn bike until I got my 6.5 inch Nomad dialed in. Then it became a completely different world. (insert Reign for Nomad and you'll be close)
3) And then I really didn't get the full thrill of things 'till I got a full DH rig and went attacking Northstar.
Go get some good exercise and come DHing with us this summer