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Brave Little Spinergy Rev-X front wheel - $50 (mission district)
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Date: 2008-09-22, 1:13AM PDT
I have in my possession a 4-spoke, carbon 700 Spinergy front wheel, stripped of it's "Spinergy" decals [read: dignity].
Here's the deal: I'm tight on money, and it's been sitting in my closet for the past 5 months or so, left to converse with other bike parts not being put to use. (Think Brave Little Toaster status).
Questions you probably have: Why is this puppy being neglected? Why is it only 50 bucks when the same wheel is found on here for $200?
First of all, $200 new is even pushing it. Secondly, the one I have is broken.
I purchased this sucker at my own risk. The carbon wall popped out of the rim on one side and the previous owner tried to epoxy it. There's really no chance of fixing it and riding on it safely.
So I, of course, decided to chance it anyway. I rode on it for a month or so, with the make-shift repair, avoiding all potholes, cracks, and bumps as if they were spiked MUNI tracks on fire sprinkled with broken glass.
Several bike mechanics told me it could blow out at any minute, but luckily no such thing happened while occupying my fork.
Since I STRONGLY suggest that no one ever rides on this wheel, I have compiled a list of possible uses:
1. Put a slab of glass on top and some legs under it, and you have a neat coffee table. Don't forget to place your Zinn and the Art of Road Bike Maintenance book and Urban Velo magazine on it.
2. Stick some colored light gels in between the 4 spokes and place it in front of a light. Spin the wheel. Disco party wheel!
3a. Stick it on that bike frame you have hanging on your wall, which is also broken from mashing too hard. You can tell people the wheel was part of the casualty. I won't tell anyone.
3b. If you don't have a broken bike frame to put it on, hang it up as a trophy of its own.
4. Put it on your current bike, take a picture of it and post it on SFfixed or Fixed Gear Gallery. Again, I won't tell anyone.
5. Roll it and hit it with a stick and see how long you can keep it rolling. (More fun if dressed as page boy with a Cockney accent.)
6. Extra large frisbee!
7. Bean bag toss!
8. Hang from ceiling and use as tie rack.
9. Strap it on your bag and ride around the city pretending you have important carbon wheel business you have to attend to.
10. Ride it with a death wish. (I REPEAT, I advise VERY STRONGLY against riding on it. I will take absolutely no liability if you decide to use it as such.)
Depending on my schedule, in-city delivery is possible.
$50 or best offer.
FTW!