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The Official 2016/2017 NFL Thread

Zerox said:
Sure those two have won lots of playoff games in the past 20 years, how bout Cincy? :p
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No doubt I'd like to see the Bengals win a playoff game, but I'll take getting to the playoffs 7 years in a row and not winning one over not having a winning record at all, like the bungles from 91-2004. I'm still playing with house money when it comes to the Bengals now man. I've been to the lowest of the low - 14 years of ineptitude. Its all steak and blowjobs now.

stigeon said:
you sure about talking shit here, Miami? :laughing :twofinger
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The Dolphins have only had one winning record in the past decade. Thats in the the AFC East, which only has one real team in it. The Fins well on their way to replacing Cleveland as the shithole of the NFL, unless the 9ers beat them to it. A dysfunctional front offce will keep them from winning anytime soon. My bet is that the Hue Jackson led Cleveland Browns will get a winning record again before Miami does.
 
elbacalao said:
The Dolphins have only had one winning record in the past decade. A dysfunctional front offce will keep them from winning anytime soon.
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Miami done hired the youngest coach in the NFL, offensive genius Adam Gase. Finally, an offensive scheme that often uses the RB's as receivers for constant mismatches that favor the offense. Got a new GM too. And a new defensive coordinator.

Dolphins at Bengals on Sept 29, get ready for the new era/new game. :teeth
 
My only beef with Miami is I want their '72 team to either die off or stfu about their undefeated season. :twofinger

Other than that I can almost feel sorry for them. The problem is the Niners are so depressing I don't have any fucks left to give :laughing
 
stigeon said:
Other than that I can almost feel sorry for them. The problem is the Niners are so depressing I don't have any fucks left to give :laughing
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Saw a story yesterday, the Niners are not favored to win even one game. Fins are only favored to win four games.

That's kinda bleak. :wow
 
stigeon said:
My only beef with Miami is I want their '72 team to either die off or stfu about their undefeated season. :twofinger

Other than that I can almost feel sorry for them. The problem is the Niners are so depressing I don't have any fucks left to give :laughing
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Hey look, they're an AFC team, so they're already not even a real football team. Let them have their little '72, it's all they've got.
 
Eldritch said:
Hey look, they're an AFC team, so they're already not even a real football team. Let them have their little '72, it's all they've got.
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Technically, that Super Bowl victory was in January '73. :laughing

Fins liked it so much they won the Super Bowl again in January '74.
 
Zerox said:
Technically, that Super Bowl victory was in January '73. :laughing

Fins liked it so much they won the Super Bowl again in January '74.
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Whatever shit that happened before most NFL fans were even born, I'm glad the poor bastards in Miami have it to cling to. Poor bastards.
 
Eldritch said:
Whatever shit that happened before most NFL fans were even born, I'm glad the poor bastards in Miami have it to cling to. Poor bastards.
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I didn't watch those games either, heard Csonka was pretty good tho...

Fins' sports nutrition staff have secretly purchased Brady's cookbook, we'll be keeping cool with avocado ice cream this year.
 
Zerox said:
I didn't watch those games either, heard Csonka was pretty good tho...

Fins' sports nutrition staff have secretly purchased Brady's cookbook, we'll be keeping cool with avocado ice cream this year.
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Miami singlehandedly beat the NFC with their own game back in the early '70s. I'm sure it's a very sensitive subject to those who value "whatever shit happened before most NFL fans were even born," to quote the king shittalker of the NFL days of glory past. :p
 
Bowling4Bikes said:
I'm sure it's a very sensitive subject to those who value "whatever shit happened before most NFL fans were even born," to quote the king shittalker of the NFL days of glory past. :p
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No no, the Giants have a strong history of losing that should not be overlooked. :p
 

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Zerox said:
Read somewhere it was an accidental shooting. Good thing he doesn't play for the Giants! New York City would send him to jail for accidentally shooting himself. :wow
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And made sure you didn't win shit ever again.

STUPID FUCKING PLAXICO.

I PROMISE A REPEAT RING if that shithead had not derailed our offense when he did.
 
Johndicezx9 said:
If it's any consolation, I don't think Denver will win the Super Bowl next year, either....
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LOL, I agree, but I don't think you can blame dummy on that one. The whole team is disassembled from that Championship already. The Defense got picked apart by Free Agency and they lost BOTH QB on the roster. I think they will be a tough competitor, but not a real contender.
 
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