The Official 2016/2017 NFL Thread

[CocoLoco]

Anybody watch Hard Knocks Rams the other night?

Coach to Jared Goff: "Where does the sun rise?"
Goff: "I don't know."
Coach asks again: "What fucking direction does the sun rise? Take a guess!"
Goff: "The west?"

Did Goff and Aldon Smith go to the same college?

 

[Eldritch]

Here is the Philthy report for ElDirty

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-philadelphia-eagles-1785083865

You know, I enjoy a good natured ribbing with the Raiders and Niners as a fan jab with sports rivals. Me and Pats fans can have a good time talking some shit. Love to dump on the Cowgirls and Redskins, who doesn't?

I hate the fucking Eagles so much, I can't even enjoy stuff like this. My little brother (from SF) is a huge fan of, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." I can't watch the show, because during the opening credits, they show the Eagles Stadium, and I am in such a fit of rage after they show it, I can't relax and laugh at the show.

80 years of non-stop hate.

 

[Johndicezx9]

Did Goff and Aldon Smith go to the same college?

No, but the center with a vast collection of tank tops and arms thick as tree trunks pointed out that the sun does not really rise, it only appears to rise due to the rotation of the earth.

 

[Zerox]

I hate the fucking Eagles so much, I can't even enjoy stuff like this.

You might just be "hangry." Have a bite.

 

[Eldritch]

You might just be "hangry." Have a bite.

LOL, No.

 

[CocoLoco]

LOL, No.

Maybe some Apla Chino fare?

 

[Eldritch]

Maybe some Apla Chino fare?

What do you mean, "you people?"

 

[Zerox]

Arm fatigue for Kaepernick. I'm pulling for him to win that starting QB job, it would be fun to see him running the fast-paced Kelly offense.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...hip-kelly-kaepernick-dealing-with-arm-fatigue

 

[CocoLoco]

Arm fatigue for Kaepernick. I'm pulling for him to win that starting QB job, it would be fun to see him running the fast-paced Kelly offense.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...hip-kelly-kaepernick-dealing-with-arm-fatigue

Was reading the same thing yesterday. Odd. The off season surgery was to repair damage in the left shoulder.

 

[Eldritch]

Arm fatigue for Kaepernick. I'm pulling for him to win that starting QB job, it would be fun to see him running the fast-paced Kelly offense.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...hip-kelly-kaepernick-dealing-with-arm-fatigue

LOL, you just want the Niners to continue to fail horribly.

 

[CocoLoco]

LOL, you just want the Niners to continue to fail horribly.

The bar on that wish is pretty low given what all the talking heads are saying regarding where the 9ers will finish this year.

 

[Zerox]

LOL, you just want the Niners to continue to fail horribly.

That's on their needs-to-be-fired GM, not Kaep.

 

[wazzuFreddo]

That's on their needs-to-be-fired owner, not Kaep.

fxt arty

 

[Zerox]

Dolphins vs Giants is delayed by lightning. Thanks a lot, Chargers.

 

[CocoLoco]

 

[Eldritch]

Dolphins vs Giants is delayed by lightning. Thanks a lot, Chargers.

Rivers still be hella bitter about being the lesser QB, yo.

 

[Zerox]

Giants QB Nassib has 2 INT's and 3 fumbles, it's not even halftime yet.

 

[Eldritch]

Giants QB Nassib has 2 INT's and 3 fumbles, it's not even halftime yet.

LOL, so much for his previously stellar pre-Season career.

 

[Zerox]

LOL, so much for his previously stellar pre-Season career.

Fins' QB Tannehill was only out there for three offensive series, and two of those he was running for his life from JPP and Vernon.

 

[Johndicezx9]

Caught a Few Raider highlights. They look fast, very fast.

GA3!