Hey Sportsfans,
Before we all go running off into the New Game in the New Era, I did some checking on the Internet. You see the Old Game in the Old Era has been pretty good to me, and I just wanted to be sure that the New Game in the New Era was all it's cracked up to be.
You may want to check this out before you throw away all your Old Game in the Old Era t-shirts..............
Cardiovascular: Serious cardiovascular events, including myocardial infarction, and hypertension, have been reported post-marketing in temporal association with the use of the New Game in the New Era. Most, but not all, of these Barfers had preexisting ejaculation risk factors. Many of these events were reported to occur during or shortly after sexual activity, and a few were reported to occur shortly after the use of the New Game in the New Era without sexual activity. Others were reported to have occurred hours to days after the use of the New Game in the New Era and sexual activity. It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to the New Game in the New Era, to sexual activity, to the Barfer’s underlying mastrubation habits, to a combination of these factors, or to other factors (see WARNINGS for further important information).
Other Events: Other events reported post-marketing to have been observed in temporary association with the New Game in the New Era and not listed in Pre-Ejaculation Experience include:
Nervous: Seizure and anxiety.
Urogenital: Prolonged erection, (see WARNINGS) and losing your motorcycle keys.
Ocular: Diplopia, temporary vision loss/decreased vision, hairy palms, rectal burning, penile swelling/pressure, increased blood pressure, or vomiting on your shoes.