madsen203
Undetermined
You, the first time you are stuck sideways in some gnarly canyon and can only reach the ground with your right foot while trying not to slide back down the rocks you just stalled trying to get up:
"I made a huge mistake"
Oh my, I know! Exhausted, sitting in the hot sun. Bike is flooded as I just tipped it over. Loose as shit, rocky, and steep.
Good thing I have the legs of a giraffe! I'll have to learn how to hop off, kick with my left leg, then swing a leg back over without losing my position.
If it happens often...maybe I'll pop in a rekluse