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what got you suspended in high school?

Ant said:
I hate to bust your chops because you seem like a good dude but you really need to re-evaluate "That incident taught me much about the world and the people in it.".

Not everyone knows the difference between one motorcycle or another, not everyone knows the difference between an LCD screen or plasma and not everyone knows the difference between a live shell or a dead round.
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Nice thing about any round 20mm or above is that its pretty apparent whether the carrier or not has the machinery required to actually fire the damn thing.

Got into plenty of shit in high school, never dumb enough to get caught.
 
i got suspended for smoking pot in science class. long story...
well not really. we were using bunson burners to burn something for an experiment and my 16 y/o self thought, "wow, it smells almost like weed. i bet i could get away with taking a puff under the desk."
i lit up real quick. it stunk instantly and teacher looked around to find me choking with a red face, etc... didn't work out like i'd planned, but rarely those sort of things do... got the rest of the day off and was on the schools' hit list for a while...
ah the teenage life in the LBC...
 
Some guy half my size (I was about 6'1 in high school) picked a fight with me. We were arguing, then, while I was leaving, he clubbed me from behind, over the head, with a book. I turned around, saw he was going to do it again, and punched him in the nose instinctively. It caused him to stop, but unfortunately, the hall monitor was right next to us and he was now gushing blood from his nose.

We both got a day for fighting, he got an extra day for instigating, and I got two extra days for drawing blood. If I were to do it again, I would instead just grab the book and toss it on top of the vending machine where he'd never be able to reach it. (and he needed that book for his next class too)
 
Dr. Evil said:
He got chewed out by the vice-principal because he banged half the girls in 10th grade. :teeth
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:wtf

Were you there? How did you know it was the vice principal and not the principal, sorry, Head Teacher?

Uncanny.

I was basically told not to shag any more pupils from my own school, or face expulsion.

I never knew that girls would run to the second-in-charge of the school every time they got a good seeing-too. Odd. And it wasn't like I was a heartless twat who dumped them either - it was pretty amicable, apart from the nutter who said she wanted kids... I ran, I ran so far awaaayeyay...

Probably didn't help that the VP was an angry lesbian. She was probably jealous :rofl
 
Fighting... the school admins felt I notched it up past self defense, which it was, when during the fight I used a locker door. The other dude had to pick up garbage on campus for a week.
 
Joebar4000 said:
:wtf

Were you there? How did you know it was the vice principal and not the principal, sorry, Head Teacher?

Uncanny.
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Well, the principal is usually too busy getting foot massages at their desk, so it's usually the dean of students (one of the vice principals, usually) who gets to chew the students out. Hell, that's usually why they were hired. :teeth
 
Fighting. I wasn't any good at it, so I never hurt anyone. I wouldn't fight until it was too late anyways. People just laughed when I tried.

If I had to go back I'd take a knife, and stab the shit out of the first person to talk shit to me.

I would have barely made it through school in the first place, everyone deciding that I was fair game to pick on wiped away my chances.

It was my fault. I knew I should have been more violent, but I was afraid to fight. It didn't help that my Mom wasn't supportive of the idea of me defending myself, but it was my responsibility to stand up for myself.

No more mistakes.

Now, when people cut me off in traffic...I'm ready to fight to the death. It's a good day to die, every day. If I'd had that attitude in high school, I would have graduated.
 
Three high schools in four years

TylerW said:
Got into plenty of shit in high school, never dumb enough to get caught.
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all the stuff that was explicitly against the rules, and all the stuff that could've gotten someone hurt: no repercussions. All the "official actions" were for piddly shit, like making paper airplanes out of book covers, and mouthing off in class. :rolleyes
 
Daring a guy to bring whiskey on the bus whereas I proceeded to drink it and pass it around. I got ratted out by a 4th grader, a cousin of a very good friend :mad. But I was a "Good Girl" so they gave me in house suspension in the library. :teeth
 
Me and some friends got busted for giving a whiny little snitch a swishy in the gym toilet. I could not believe how hard the little turd fought back, even with three of us holding him by the ankles, pushing and shoving - his body would just fold in half. "Like shooting pool with a rope," as George Burns would say.

So we let him down and tried to shove just his head in but he would block the bowl with his arms. He had longish hair and we got some of that into the water and flushed, but man, it is much tougher to give a swishy than it looks like in the movies. We got away with it until three days later someone surfaced with a video tape. Actually, I got reprimanded but not suspended because my face wasn't recognizable in the tape, so maybe this story doesn't qualify in the spirit of the thread. My friends got suspended though:laughing.

He was such a squidly, whinny, little bitch tattle-tale ratting on everybody when he wasn't busy in the principal's office working his knee pads.He reminds me a lot of this guy;
Papi-C said:
I never got suspended. I worked in the deans office and would go pull people out of class and escort them to the dean.:mm4l
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-bottle of brandy in locker, and pouring it into the coke can between classes (school nurse trying to asses whether I was drunk was funny).
-fighting
-telling a teacher to fuck off when she was giving orders
-skipping, etc..

damned, stabby commies! :twofinger
 
CockyRooster said:
Me and some friends got busted for giving a whiny little snitch a swishy in the gym toilet. I could not believe how hard the little turd fought back, even with three of us holding him by the ankles, pushing and shoving - his body would just fold in half. "Like shooting pool with a rope," as George Burns would say.
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Oh, yeah, it's guys like you I swore I would capriciously fire when I was their boss. :twofinger [There, happy?] I just barely escaped a swirly my freshman year when I punched one of the shitstains in the throat. He didn't see that coming, that's for sure. I hope you've changed. :)
 
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Never got suspended ... ditched class maybe three times total in school. Yes I'm a :nerd. :laughing
 
Got "busted" for selling $1.00 candy bars for $5.00 a pop to the rich people in the SeaCliff

Netted about $150

"4 candy bars for $20? Sure! It's for a good cause right?"

:rofl

Wait, that was middle school....
 
Dr. Evil said:
Oh, yeah, it's guys like you I swore I would capriciously fire when I was their boss. I just barely escaped a swirly my freshman year when I punched one of the shitstains in the throat. He didn't see that coming, that's for sure. I hope you've changed. :)
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I'm in my mid 30's and already retired, so:twofinger. You can keep your piss ant job you petty tyrant.

We weren't harming anybody, and we asked him once to be cool, and then warned him twice. The principal did not seem all that mad because he was being a pain in his side as well with his constant need of attention.

I was not a bully, nor were my friends, in fact we socialized very well across the board and many of the fights I was involved in were actually defending the smaller folks from the bullies. Occasionally a few of them were with people because we didn't see eye to eye, but they were even matches. And yes - I'd lost as many fights as I won.

This kid had it coming, and if you were that kid then I hope that your the one that changed.

I've left my fighting in High School. How you doin'?



Peace.



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