PG, if you think you can stand the sight of me in me granny panties under me moo moo, with me 'at of course, you are more than welcome to check it out
It's gonna cost ya though
Cynner, thanks for your donation and Marc for collecting to get them to Gwynne on Saturday
Adam dear boy, you have no idea what you have let yourself in for, let me give you the rundown:
I am a crotchety old lady who is close to typing and printing up a list of rules to be handed out to the attendees
(I'm not actually joking on this one
)
You will be surrounded by a bunch of middle aged women, wearing moo moos or turtle necks, or both if we are feeling really old. They will fuss over you and fart around so much that you will be beggin yo momma to take you home within an hour
There will be too many men, all bench racing and yacking on about how fast they are at the track, or slow, and all of them will be shouting the loudest to be heard
There's one old lady who drinks fizzy wine, from a can, with its own bendy straw, and after she has had three or more she gets daft
(I won't tell you who it is, you'll have to look out for her, you can't miss her but please to be avoiding her at all costs
)
So there, you sure you still want to attend
Payback is not needed, just pay it forward. Everyone
are we there yet
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Shit Kev, sorry to hear it