Shaggy
Zoinks!!!!
Knowing this country, he'll be out in 18 months for good behavior and for "recognizance" of his harmless white-collar nature.
Doesn't work that way for Fed time. You're in for the duration.
Also not what "recognizance" means...
re·cog·ni·zance
rəˈkäɡnəzəns,rəˈkänəzəns/Submit
nounLAW
a bond by which a person undertakes before a court or magistrate to observe some condition, especially to appear when summoned.
"he was released on his own recognizance"