Post / Chat whores post here (2024)

[two wheel tramp]

I have to ride it first before I can name it.

 

[tzrider]

I think it's more unusual to name a vehicle than not

It's even more unusual to name it Fuckboy.

 

[byke]

Need moar comma!

 

[tzrider]

It's even more unusual to name it, Fuckboy.

 

[byke]

 

[mikev]

I have to ride it first before I can name it.

are we still talking motos

 

[Kornholio]

Never owned a boat which is the only thing that seems to "require" a name.

No one owns a boat. They own a hole in the water that they throw money in to.

 

[Brokenlink]

It's even more unusual to name it fuck, boy.

 

[ThumperX]

FWIW: all my 4T Japanese dirt bikes have been named "Burt." Burt is just a perfect name for these dependable plodders.

Tundra is "Tundar." Beta is "Barbie" NC700x is "Nancy" (boy howdy how I want a "Gina" or a "Fuckboy" instead of a "Nancy" The ATK is "Beastie" TTR is "Burt" the electric Beta is "Koolaid"

 

[two wheel tramp]

are we still talking motos

maaaybe?

It's even more unusual to name it Fuckboy.

It's going to bring me enormous pleasure and probably, at some point, break my heart.

I absolutely adore this motorcycle. It's just... wow wow wow.

 

[Abacinator]

I like the turn this thread has taken

 

[tuxumino]

it's a curve not a turn

 

[Bzwrthy]

Also named all of my rides (excluding the two shared with ex-husband)

61' Impala Ursula
79' Starfire Stella
03' Mini Cooper Cecilia (and she did break my heart that damn lemon)
Current CRV Ms Pearl
danger Ranger Haannk
SV650 Seven
DRZSM Petey
GT Pro Theodore
Road Bike Sonja
Gravel Bike Ruby

Seems my cars are women and my motos are men - except for Seven who has always been a they/them. They are very mood dependent

 

[two wheel tramp]

I like the turn this thread has taken

i am doing the lord’s work.

 

[Kurosaki]

I think it's more unusual to name a vehicle than not

I've always thought it was a bit weird to give vehicles "human" names.

I've named all vehicles I've owned except one car but it was just a Toyota Corolla I bought as a daily driver, nothing special about it. But the names of my vehicles weren't something like Bob or Sally.

But naming vehicles is very personal to the owner. I don't hate on it. Human names is just not my thing.

To be fair, I think it's weird when people give their pets "human" names too.

My brother named his pitbull Paul. Which I don't understand because Paul is a female dog. If the dog was named Paula, that wouldn't sound so weird. But not my dog, not my problem.

 

[Kurosaki]

Also named all of my rides (excluding the two shared with ex-husband)

61' Impala Ursula
79' Starfire Stella
03' Mini Cooper Cecilia (and she did break my heart that damn lemon)
Current CRV Ms Pearl
danger Ranger Haannk
SV650 Seven
DRZSM Petey
GT Pro Theodore
Road Bike Sonja
Gravel Bike Ruby

Seems my cars are women and my motos are men - except for Seven who has always been a they/them. They are very mood dependent

I actually like all these names, Rhonda!!

 

[Kurosaki]

It's even more unusual to name it, Fuckboy.

are we still talking motos

I haven't been in the post whore thread in a few days but this has been funny. Thank you, whores. I needed these laughs.

 

[two wheel tramp]

I haven't been in the post whore thread in a few days but this has been funny. Thank you, whores. I needed these laughs.

glad you’re smiling.

 

[Kurosaki]

glad you’re smiling.

I'm going through a rough time so yes, the post whore humor ALWAYS helps.

Also, I'm glad you're still here and check in every now and then.

 

[two wheel tramp]

aw. my day has been made. thank you, fren!