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Ask Eldritch (I don't recommend it)

ro-monster said:
I am sorry, but like the rest of us mortal wretches, you are consigned to suffering. Such is the way of samsara. But I may be able to procure a casaba. Perhaps that would prove less irritating to your melon baller.
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The Charantais is the most luxuriously-textured of all melons, and as such, I would recommend it as your next Eldritch offering. If I were a vulgar woman, I would say a Charentais' flesh is as soft and silken as a fifteen-year old virgin's supple pussy.
 
Eldritch said:
Holy Crap, this thing came back?
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blame }dragon{ and the non-functioning "search" function for making me go back page by page to find something he said.

and i just came across this little gem. :teeth
 
postcholo said:
hey mikey, why has coops ask me a question thread been so much more successful than yours? is it really a conspiracy by the clique that has kept your thread down?
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No, I honestly think it has to do with a number of reasons:

1) Many of the people who kept the aforementioned thread alive were some of the same people that were keeping the Waht Are you thinking thread alive back when my postwhore thread were around. Different social cells on BARF show different behavior patterns. MizCoop is part of a group that seek regular threads to visit and check in on one another. The Social cell I tend to roll with is much more A.D.D. oriented and not as well suited to maintaining a more structured series of communications without significant herding.

2) I am not a hot int0rwebz babe, why would anyone always talk to me?

3) As I have stated in the past, MizCoop is always right. Even if she and I stated the same thing she would be more right by very nature of her being.

m_asim said:
Mikey does the clique actually exist? If so then can you name the names?
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Yes, in a certain sense it does actually, but since I usually choose not to respond when people address me as mikey I think I won't further disclose my thoughts on the issue.

I did make a brief exception for postcholo since:

A) It has been quite some time since this thread was used and

B) As a mexican, if I angered him he would probably slash my tires.
 
postcholo said:
and steal your battery. :cool
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I am very proud of you and gladdened to hear that you have stopped stealing the spark plugs. :thumbup
 
postcholo said:
dear eldy

how did you deal with your male leghumpers? that asim fag is starting to creep me out.
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Don't be hatin on me cuz I hid my bike's spark plugs :twofinger
 
Dear Eldritch,

is it true that there's nothing sadder than the tears of a clown ?
 
planegray said:
Dear Eldritch,

is it true that there's nothing sadder than the tears of a clown ?
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a picture is worth a thousand words

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planegray said:
Dear Eldritch,

is it true that there's nothing sadder than the tears of a clown ?
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No, not at all. Clowns are very much like real people with the exception of a higher occurrence of pedophilia, necrophilia, and gout. That being the case, it is safe to say that the tears of a clown are much like the tears of any one else, which is to say mildly uncomfortable and fun to laugh at.

On an interesting side note, one of the most joyful noises in the world IS the anguished screams of a mime. ;)
 
Eldritch,


On the subject of tears, is it true that a lapdance is better if the stripper is crying?
 
Bad Dad said:
Eldritch,


On the subject of tears, is it true that a lapdance is better if the stripper is crying?
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Only if you're a bizarre fetishist, or a Sadist, both of which are apt descriptions of Bloodhound Gang fans. :teeth
 
Originally posted by The_Phantom
Dear Eldi,

When will I get to hang out with Julie again?

I miss JULIE

,
The_Phantom

Eldritch said:
Saturday night. Ummm... she'll be at my place. Show up alone. Don't wear anything... complicated.[/Q]

omg! i just saw this.... so eldritch what did you do to MY Ruthie??????!!!!!
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Dear Eldritch,


In regards to the sounds of Slayer and Mercyful Fate, can you recommend some other bands that play good music of that nature that can feed my demonic side? The kind that makes you grunt "fffuuuuucckckkkkk yeeeeeaaaahhhhh!!!" as you listen to it?

:devil
 
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