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Ask Eldritch (I don't recommend it)

Dear Eldritch,

Is Shadowrun the greatest rpg of all time?
 
eldy,
why aren't you answering the questions? did the clique get you? is coop behind it?

knock twice for no and three times for yes! we'll save you buddy! we're coming to get ya!
 
daydreamer said:

omg! i just saw this.... so eldritch what did you do to MY Ruthie??????!!!!!

I can't say in public, but I can sell you the movie for $29.95


zx6roxy said:
Dear Eldy,

What's the most efficient way to get rid of a body?:p

To completely destroy it. There are a number of ways to do this with the most effective being variable with the scenario in question. If you have an example in mind I can offer suggestions.


Bad Dad said:
Dear Eldritch,


In regards to the sounds of Slayer and Mercyful Fate, can you recommend some other bands that play good music of that nature that can feed my demonic side? The kind that makes you grunt "fffuuuuucckckkkkk yeeeeeaaaahhhhh!!!" as you listen to it?

:devil

Sepultura, you want Sepultura. Chaos A.D. is an excellent choice for your first Sepultura Album.


wazzuFreddo said:
How many burritos a week is too many?

8 if you're only eating dinner burritos. Burritos are an Ulitmate food and as such are acceptable to eat once a day. If you indulge in the breakfast burrito, then the number becomes 15. One for breakfast and one for an evening meal. A good bussito is a bit heavy for lunch, as it will kill most of the rest of your afternoon with pleasant and slothful digestion. I strongly suggest you mix your burrito stuffing if you intend to do a 7 day Burrito diet, and keep an eye out for the Chorizo. You can almost ALWAYS tell the value of a burrito joint by the quality of their Chorizo Burrito as well as the variety of beans they offer.

Veefer said:
Dear Eldritch,

Is Shadowrun the greatest rpg of all time?

No, Dungeons and Dragons is the greatest RPG of all time. As the creator of the genre of games with a HIstory in the neighborhood of 30 years at 2 feature films, it really is hard to top the king, particulalry with al the fantastic things WotC has done since they purchased TSR.

Shadowrun on the other hand is a truly visionary game with excellent writing and after all these long years, it finally has a rules system that does not suck ass. The new dice pool based system from the recently released 4th Edition does away with the cumbersome system that was so painful because of the limits of a system limited to a 6 sided variable. By setting a static Target number and switching to a pool based system they have made gameplay smoother and cleaner than ever before and the updates to the mythos by moving the storyline up to the 2070's has great improved it as well. Great game, for certain.

postcholo said:
eldy,
why aren't you answering the questions? did the clique get you? is coop behind it?

knock twice for no and three times for yes! we'll save you buddy! we're coming to get ya!

No, I'm actually a fringe memeber of, "The Clique,, so I don't theink I have to be concerned with them, "Getting me." It's just that even though it only took me 4-5 minutes to write the above responses, I do have actual worrk I need to do here...
 
Dearest Eldritch,

I know all too well of Sepultura, and Soulfly.

I'm speaking of the darker, more "hail satan" type of music.
 
Bad Dad said:
Dearest Eldritch,

I know all too well of Sepultura, and Soulfly.

I'm speaking of the darker, more "hail satan" type of music.

I see, so more screechy European style Black Metal? Red King is an excellent local performer if you can find any of his music, of course there is always Venom... If you would rather go the throbbing vocal Death Metal route, use Deicide.
 
Eldritch said:
No, I'm actually a fringe memeber of, "The Clique,, so I don't theink I have to be concerned with them, "Getting me." It's just that even though it only took me 4-5 minutes to write the above responses, I do have actual worrk I need to do here...
phew, rescue mission aborted.
 
daydreamer said:
eldritch,

how can I make sure I get the job I want?

show up to the interview in stuff like this

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daydreamer said:
so you mean show more if it's a woman or just get bigger boobs?

show more.

one thing you dont need is bigger boobs. god knows youre already attached to a 6 foot 3 one.
 
postcholo said:
if the state of california recognizes her as a chick, why can't you? :p

you must ask yourself this same question every friday night, dont you?
 
xgambit said:
show more.

one thing you dont need is bigger boobs. god knows youre already attached to a 6 foot 3 one.

that 6 foot 4inch is my cock get it straight.

Postcholo I would id him as a her if thats what he told me he wanted to be. But since he seems happy as a he then he will remain a he in my eyes.
 
daydreamer said:
eldritch,

how can I make sure I get the job I want?

Confidence is the key to interviewing well. Be sharp attentive and don't bullshit. Focus on your strengths and your ability to accomplish things that you know you can. Listen to your interviewers closely and ask intelligent questions.



The_Phantom said:

Sure, love to.

I am 17% Emo.

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Okay... so you're not emo at all.. you're probably not even goth, because goths are just messed up emo kids... you're probably a metal head... or into boy bands...


Do you people even know what an Emo is? Or a Goth? Or a Rivethead? Do you know the difference between Black Metal and Death Metal? I'm constantly amused by pseudo-hipsters bandying about sub-cultural terms that they understand only in the vaguest sense.
 
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