Win the Super Bowl, hold a DEATH RACE. 
http://content.usatoday.com/communi...h-race-2012-by-new-jersey-cops/1#.T5XZFO03ylA

http://content.usatoday.com/communi...h-race-2012-by-new-jersey-cops/1#.T5XZFO03ylA
Report: Jacobs escorted on 'Death Race 2012' by Jersey cops
New San Francisco 49ers RB Brandon Jacobs wasn't known for his breakaway speed during his seven-year stint with the New York Giants ... at least not on the field.
Jacobs was one of the drivers in a convoy of approximately 25-30 luxury sports cars which were escorted down the Garden State Parkway to Atlantic City by two Jersey troopers March 30, per The (Newark) Star-Ledger. According to witnesses, the cars sped down the toll road at speeds exceeding 100 mph.
According to accounts reported by the Star-Ledger, there were "two State Police patrol cars with their emergency lights flashing driving in front of and behind the southbound caravan, which included dozens of Porsches, Lamborghinis, Ferraris and other vehicles, all with their license plates covered with tape."
Motorists on the road that day have expressed scary accounts and outrage.
"I had the great pleasure today of nearly being killed by, not one, but two, Lamborghinis traveling in excess of 110 mph in a (police) escorted 'caravan' of approximately 30 exotic vehicles all traveling well over 100 mph," witness Wayne Gantt wrote in an e-mail to the New Jersey Turnpike Authority, which overseas the Garden State Parkway.
Gantt added that the cars weaved dangerously across the road and he called the convoy "Death Race 2012."
Jacobs' agent confirmed "Brandon was part of a group that went down to Atlantic City on March 30" but did not provide further details.
The matter is under investigation by New Jersey police.

Rings like David Carr's for second string honors aren't really worth mentioning.